sauce the cat
Alright folks, welcome back. I would like to tell you a little story. It is a story of a cat...a cat named Sauce.
Sauce the cat is not a real cat in the way that most people would define "real." She is a 2' tall black porcelain cat which we kidnapped from my work. Now Sauce was once trapped in a lonely section of the restaurant where she really didn't get much love until last night at about 5:30pm EST. She was at that time removed from her once permanent position and set free about the restaurant to wander. She would spontaniously appear in random places throughout the restaurant during the evening (i.e. the pizza kitchen, in the hallway, on the bartop, etc). Then when the restaurant was closing she was kidnapped and taken on a fun adventure.
We decided it would be hilarious to take Sauce for ransom. So we took pictures of her abduction with a Polaroid camera. There are pictures of her being removed from the restaurant, being blindfolded and put in a car trunk, and then being placed on the local railroad tracks. Don't worry, Sauce is safe and secure. After her ransom pictures were taken she accompanied us to the local pub where she got her picture taken with partying strangers. We now plan to write ransom notes and send them to our manager for a week or so. We are also placing her picture around the restaurant on signs saying: "Lost Kitty. Have you seen me??"
We'll see how much Sauce is worth, or if anyone even cares. But for right now, I would just like to tell you that all in all Sauce provided an entire evening of entertainment. It was probably one of the funniest things that I've been a part of in quite a while. Thank God for a sense of humor and for people that were as bored and easily entertained as I am.
Sauce the cat is not a real cat in the way that most people would define "real." She is a 2' tall black porcelain cat which we kidnapped from my work. Now Sauce was once trapped in a lonely section of the restaurant where she really didn't get much love until last night at about 5:30pm EST. She was at that time removed from her once permanent position and set free about the restaurant to wander. She would spontaniously appear in random places throughout the restaurant during the evening (i.e. the pizza kitchen, in the hallway, on the bartop, etc). Then when the restaurant was closing she was kidnapped and taken on a fun adventure.
We decided it would be hilarious to take Sauce for ransom. So we took pictures of her abduction with a Polaroid camera. There are pictures of her being removed from the restaurant, being blindfolded and put in a car trunk, and then being placed on the local railroad tracks. Don't worry, Sauce is safe and secure. After her ransom pictures were taken she accompanied us to the local pub where she got her picture taken with partying strangers. We now plan to write ransom notes and send them to our manager for a week or so. We are also placing her picture around the restaurant on signs saying: "Lost Kitty. Have you seen me??"
We'll see how much Sauce is worth, or if anyone even cares. But for right now, I would just like to tell you that all in all Sauce provided an entire evening of entertainment. It was probably one of the funniest things that I've been a part of in quite a while. Thank God for a sense of humor and for people that were as bored and easily entertained as I am.
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