monday

Prepare yourselves...these are going to make no sense becuase it's Monday morning.

1. I hate it when my alarm clock goes off and I feel like throwing up becuase my body does not enjoy the shock of waking up early.
2. Cereal is my friend. I enjoy the plain kinds like Cherrios or Grape-Nuts. Natural and straightforward without marshmallows or funky colors. Like me.
3. I wish I knew more about technology so that I could get this sound system working so that I wouldn't have to sit here in silence all morning.
4. I am never going to finish this Hillary Clinton book. Good Lord this woman likes to ramble.
5. Is a coffeehouse still a coffeehouse if it runs out of coffee?
6. I have a headache. It's only 9am.
7. I have the night off. Maybe I'll do something fun. Or maybe I'll sit at home and watch TV and eat ice cream.
8. I am sad that I am moving soon. I like it here. Why am I leaving again?
9. I wish I could go back to sleep......NOW.
10. I love things clean. Especially when I'm not the one who had to clean them.
11. Coffee is my friend. Coffee and cereal...not together that would be gross.
12. JP came in...we now have music. I like music. I'ld like it more if you could eat it.
13. I am single and I like it. It's less complicated. Except for days when I want a boyfriend.
14. I like to eat, but I don't like to cook.
15. I do not like taking the trash out.
16. I don't like picking up after other people (physically as well as emotionally). Why can't people be responsible for themselves?
17. I do like good friends, the one's that you let see you when you are tired and dirty.
18. I enjoy shopping for bargains. Somehow getting something cheaper than anyone else makes me feel good.
19. I don't like change.
20. I do enjoy a good adventure!
21. I love to travel, but I prefer places that I've been before.
22. Purple is a good color.
23. I no longer have the night off...my manager called me and I need the money. I shall miss you re-runs and chocolate ice cream.
24. I love to talk to inanimate objects, like plants.
25. I enjoy saying the phrase "Good Hussle" with a little clap when someone does something that makes me smile. I stole that phrase from my friend Matt. Good hussle Matt!
26. I like to pet my chinchilla, he's soft.
27. I don't like those little hairs around my forehead...they always flip out weird.
28. I love comfortable clothes!
29. I hate shoes.
30. If I could have one super-power it would be flight. How cool would that be?
31. I wonder if I could handle law school.
32. I don't like impatient people. It's sad that I usually am one.
33. I wish that I were eloquent enough to write poetry.
34. Will I ever actually learn more than three chords on the guitar?
35. When will this blog end?

NOW.