welcome back blogger

Welcome back my blogging friends. I know that I have about two weeks of absences to excuse, but I have good reasons for not blogging. One or many of these may or may not be true. Good luck guessing which one is which:
a. I was too busy sleeping.
b. I tried to blog, but it got erased.
c. My dog ate it.
d. I didn't have anything to blog about.
e. I was too busy eating.
f. I got a new blog.
g. I don't like blogging anymore.
h. I've developed a phobia of blogging.
i. I've sprained my blog.
j. My computer caught on fire.
k. I lit my computer on fire.
l. I have a phobia of computers.
m. *%$%$@#!%$&^&&!!!

Clearly I've completely lost my mind.