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In hopes of stealing humor from my friend's here goes...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Juliet!

1. Baby swans are called Juliet.
2. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Juliet.
3. Juliet is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Juliet can not.
5. Originally, Juliet could not fly!
6. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Juliet has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
7. Juliet kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Juliet.
9. Juliet is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
10. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Juliet.

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